Titel: The lumberjack song
Auteur: Monty Python's flying circus
Songtext:

I never wanted to do this job in the first place !
I... I wanted to be ...

Leaping from tree to tree ! As they float down the mighty rivers
Of British Colombia ! With my best girl by my side
The Larch !
The Pine !
The Giant Redwood tree !
The Sequoia !
The Little Whopping Rule Tree !
We'd sing ! Sing ! Sing !

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day

Refrein:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatry
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea

Refrein

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hang around ..... in bars ?????????

Refrein

I chop down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders ?? and a ... a bra ????
What's this ? Wants to be a 'girlie' ? Oh, my!
And I thought you were so rugged ! Poofter !

Refrein

All:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaaaaayyy ...
Sleeps all night and he works all day