Titel: You can't go to heaven
Auteur: ?
Songtext:

I grieve my Lord (2x)
From day to day (2x)
I left the straight (2x)
And narrow way (2x)

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Oh ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more

Oh you can't go to heaven in an old ford eight
Because you might pass by that narrow gate

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Oh you can't go to heaven in a limousine
Because the Lord don't sell no gasoline

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Oh you can't go to heaven with powder and paint
Because the Lord want you as you ain't

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Oh you can't go to heaven in an old street car
Because the darned old thing won't get that far

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Oh you can't go to heaven in a rocking chair
Because the Lord want no lazy folks there

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If you're ever go to heaven before I do
Just make a hole and pull me through

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Well that was all old Peter said
He closed the door and went to bed