Titel: I like chinese
Auteur: Monty Python's flying circus
Songtext:

{Gesproken}
The world today seems absolutely crackers, with nuclear bombs to blow us all.
There are tools and idiots sitting on the trigger, it's depressing and it's
senseless and that's why:

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly
And they're ready to please

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them
that's what I say

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly
And they're ready to please

I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess

So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese

I like Chinese thought
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin has anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all
without any doubt

So, I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they are wise and they're witty
and are ready to please

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food if guaranteed to please
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their Ping-pong
their Yin and Yang-ese

I like Chinese
I like Chinese ...